Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
Technology is a word that describes something that doesn’t work yet.
It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.
I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user-friendly.
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
One machine can do the work of 50 ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
What did people do when they went to the bathroom before smart phones?
Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.
I don’t know what “Java” is, but I let it do whatever it wants to my computer. I feel like such a slut.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid.
All I have to do to empty shopping carts online is click a button. It’s way easier than the grocery store, where I have to knock them over.
The population of Earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called LinkedIn.
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.
Any fool can use a computer. Many do.
If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.
Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
We’re not like other design agencies.
Thanks to the internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.